Woman Fails Gender Test From Asian GamesNEW DELHI (Reuters) - An Indian silver medallist at the Doha Asian Games could be stripped of her medal after failing a gender test, an Indian sports official said on Sunday.The gender test was comprised of two parts: physical demonstration and written. During the physical demonstration portion, the Indian silver medallist was unable to apply makeup properly. At one point, she even covered her bindi with blush. Later, she was unable to walk effectively in high heels, stumbling several times before crashing to the floor. She landed with her legs splayed, her short skirt hiked up around her waist, and her balls poking out of the side of her panties.
On the written gender test, she answered "yes" to the question "Do you have a penis"?
Man Given Costume Option For Slaying DogPAINESVILLE, Ohio - A man who shot his Great Dane in the head may have his jail sentence reduced if he dresses up as a dog.He will serve his time at Rory's Maximum Security Pit Bull and Dingo Compound for wayward dogs. He also must agree to wear Mush, the special bitch-in-heat vagrance that let's the canine studs know you're ready to dance doggie style.
"Macaca" Named Most Politically Incorrect WordLOS ANGELES (Reuters) - "Macaca" you are number one. The word "macaca," used by outgoing Republican Senator George Allen of Virginia to describe a Democratic activist of Indian descent who was trailing his campaign, was named the most politically incorrect word of the year on Friday by Global Language Monitor, a nonprofit group that studies word usage.The incorrect political phrase of the year was won for the fifth year in a row by Dick Cheney for saying, "Donald Rumsfeld is the best secretary of defense the United States has ever had." Cheney won in previous years with the following phrases:
2005: "The insurgency in Iraq is in the last throes."
2004: "Go fuck yourself."
2003: "We will be greeted as liberators."
2002: "There is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction."